| pappy |
Member Since: May 11, 2007 |
| Pappy Enoch in 1st Life |
Last Login: Apr 9, 2012 |
| aka Pappy Enoch in 2nd Life |
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Male
Enoch Holler, VIRGINIA
United States |
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First Life Name: Pappy Enoch
About My First Life
Well, now it kin be told. I are a supermodel who lives on one o' them-there big yachts, in Monaco, wif Omar Sharif. Hoo whee but he are a lovin' man.
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pappy's 1st Life Details
| Name: |
Pappy Enoch |
| Orientation: |
Straight |
| Occupation: |
Moonshiner |
| What I Love: |
Shootin' varmits, drinkin', makin' shine, Bigfoot-huntin', purty gals, drinkin' wif preechurs, blowin' stuff up as a sooper-hero, investergatin' the famberly tree, winnin' prizes fo' my writin' at the Alphaville Herald, like the Pullet Surprise I done got. |
| What I Hate: |
Revenuers, evil sisturs name o' Jezz, kritturs what gits in my corn-feeld, holy-rollers, preechurs hoo don't drink n' chase gals, doin' work, no papur in the outhouse, Linden go-rillas bangin' on stuff, traverlin salesmen. . .Protology Neva. |
| My Web Site: |
http://alphavilleherald.com/ |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBwkee0f_6g |
| Favorite Sites: |
http://www.wesfreed.com/ |
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http://www.thecrookedroad.org/ |
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http://www.ibiblio.org/hollerin/ |
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Sum reel gud musick what I like
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Second Life Name: Pappy Enoch
Rez Date: 4/27/2007
About My Second Life
Well, I wuz drunk wun nite n' I woke up ter find that I'm stuck in this-here mersheen world name o' Secund Life. Gawd but wat a tarribull fate to endure.
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pappy's Interests / Favorites
| Favorite Music: |
Wrinkle Neck Mules, Junior Brown, Miz Emmylou Harris, Steve Earle, The Shiners, SCOTS, n' Tom Waits |
| Favorite Movies: |
Deliverunce, O' Brudder Whar Art Thou?, The Thrillbillies |
| Favorite Books: |
Sears' Cattylog, Victoria's Secerets (that are a novel, ain't it?), Terbacky Road |
| Favorite TV Shows: |
Beberly Hillbillies, Deputy Dawg Car-tunes, Hee Haw |
| Favorite Foods: |
Whutever yu jist put in front a' me an' ain't still movin' |
| Favorite Animals: |
dead, ginerally, or dawgs |
| Favorite Sports: |
Figure-eight racin' (Nascar is jist dumb), demerlitshun derbies, shootin' stuff |
| Favorite Places: |
Enoch Holler, Soggy Bottom, and Nekkid-Top Mountun |
| Favorite Celebrities: |
Me, Festus Hagen, Dolly Parton, Elvis, me, Sut Lovingood, Salami Hiyak (whee hoo), Jethro Bodine, me |
| Hobbies: |
See them-thar interests b-low |
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pappy's Comments (199) [Post]
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Posted By pappy
May 3, 2011 - 5:25 am
Ozz, you am a reg'lar Longfeller. Tell yo' gal that, too :)
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Posted By Ozz
Apr 21, 2011 - 7:01 pm
A REDNECK LOVE POEM
SUsie Lee Done fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, Susie Gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know.
But Joe is yo' half brother.
So Susie put aside her Joe
and planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, 'There's trouble still'.
You can't marry Will, my Gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother.
but Will and Joe, and serveral Mo'
I know is yo' half brother.
But MaMa knew and said, My Child,
just do what makes yo' happy.
marry will or marry joe;
you ain't no kin to Pappy.
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(kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it!)
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Posted By pappy
Apr 30, 2010 - 8:19 am
"The good news is that Pappy lives, despite his retard sister’s attempt to blow up him and his outhouse."
Don't be two hard on po' Jezz, just becuz I done got all the brains--an' looks--in the famberly.
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Posted By pappy
Apr 20, 2010 - 1:22 pm
"It is not to late to find Pappy a security facility in an undisclosed location. Remember; mad scientists with giant robots dream at night of a brain like Pappy’s. "
My readers at the Herald am givin' me some good idears :)
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Posted By pappy
Apr 13, 2010 - 12:00 am
"Pappy squatting scares me; one of these days one of those Steam Punk mad scientists at Caledon is going to kidnap Pappy Enoch in his sleep and then the virtual shit is really going to hit the fan for everyone. It’s going to be a 50meter tall steam power hillbilly ‘bot with Pappy’s brain crashing threw Bay City and Zindra shouting “were’s ma’ porn mags?” For the girds sake Pappy needs a safe place to rest his inbred head."
Wun o' my many fans....bein' famus am dangerush!
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Posted By KimN
Jan 15, 2010 - 10:28 am
Miss you!
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Posted By AmbergrisB
Jan 11, 2010 - 5:14 pm
drive by HUGGGGING!!
Love ya Pappy!
:D
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Posted By pappy
May 20, 2009 - 10:14 am
"if pappy enoch is a resident, i hope i do not meet him."
I is..an am still alive! I are a star reporter fo' Miz Pix at the Alphyville Herald.
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Posted By KimN
Mar 26, 2009 - 5:32 am
Early weekend HUGS!!!!
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Posted By KimN
Mar 12, 2009 - 4:55 am
Hope the aliens are not poking in too many places!!!!
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